While for some, Valentine’s Day is this big ol’ bunch of happy love crap for the rest of us it’s time to be left alone with our Little Debbie boxes and Netflix. For those who find themselves pining for love on this annual reminder of loneliness rest easy because Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 70’s stache is here to save you. What power does cupid’s little bow hold over the unstoppable force that is Jean Claude’s righteous facial hair? Go ahead cherub, draw back your tiny bow because Van Stache is ready to grasp that arrow and snap it in half with the forces of all that is kick ass in the world!