VIDEO – Timbaland to quit hiphop because fan base is white women who watch ‘Desperate Housewives’

Timbaland has done his research, and his demographic situation looks grim (in his eyes) so he’s on the way out of hip hop, and out of music. If you’re sad and crying because of this he won’t return your calls, fan mail or tweets because you are a white woman (probably European) who identifies with…