Katie Price hints the plot of ‘Sapphire’ might be based on real life: Peter Andre threatens lawsuit

Lessons from Kate Price a.k.a Jordon’s writing workshop: 1. Launching a book involves lots of sequins, a tiara, and at least four chiseled men wearing nothing but underpants. 2. Remember to showcase your massive, overly-bronzed, fake breasts. 3. When interviewed, hint like crazy that your ex husband cheated on you and say that his time…