Slinky Sunbeam

First, let’s all take a moment to admire this post’s title shall we? Sometimes I am humbled by my job and the wonderfully immaculate juxtapositions created by those among the human race we deem celebrities.

Now that that’s out of the way…

Check out these photos of Adele’s reported romantic inspiration Slinky Sunbeam flashing his ode-inducing dinky at Peaches Geldoff with his band name “The More Assured” painted on his chest repeatedly. Oh, and he also pitched his wares to none other than Kate and Pippa Middleton! (I’m sorry Adele, but I don’t think you could have had it allllllllalllall with this guy.)

Yeppers. Here’s the guy the whole world hates. The one who broke our girl Adele’s heart! And he looks like this! And his name is…