Jessica-Jane Clement gets fondled by Lee Stafford in Cyprus

Jessica-Jane Clement gets fondled by Lee Stafford in Cyprus.

From the Original Post:

JJ’s boobays were lookin’ fine behind a very strained hot pink bikini top in Cyprus! Jessica-Jane was there with her partner, celebrity hairdresser Lee Stafford, back in July but the photos just turned up on Flynet. (Thankfully! We haven’t had any decent bikini photos in FOREVER!)

I’m not sure why, but JJ is sporting two bikini bottoms – a fun zebra-print on the outside and the matching hot pink pair underneath. Perhaps she was worried about losing them while swimming? I’m no statistician, but I’m guessing the Vegas odds on that top popping off are waaaaaay higher than the chances she would lose those bottoms. Women and math – whatcha gonna do? (Please, no feminist comments! That was a joke! And besides, what’s a feminist looking at this post for anyway? Admit it – you like b00bies!) Anyway, she eventually molts the zebra skin but we never get a decent shot of the full pinkini.

I should warn the viewing audience that there is one graphic image with some serious mammary man-handling! It is photographic proof of the commonly held belief that models are a real handful.