Two New Female Cast Members For SNL
Trying to fill the void left by Amy and Tina, Saturday Night Live has two brand new comic starlets hoping to become Feymous.
http://thecomicscomic.typepad.com/thecomicscomic/2008/11/two-more-reason.html
Salma Hayek Addicted To Breastfeeding
Insert generic jealousy joke here. (We wasted all our breast references on John Daly when he passed out at Hooters)
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/celebrity/article5057397.ece
Paula Abdul Stalker Found Dead In Car At Abdul’s House
We usually don’t tackle death too much, but you have to see Paula Goodspeed’s American Idol video and realize this was bound to happen one way or another.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20239837,00.html
Shania Twain Is Back! And Single!
Shania Twain made an appearance at the CMA Awards last night, her first public appearance since separating from husband/producer Robert “Mutt” Lange. One of the most deadly combinations of super sexy and super nice should be releasing a heartbreak album soon with lyrics than seem to have come from a seventh grader wise beyond her years. Then lingerie videos and a hot pants concert tour! People worried about the state of country music can relax, everything will be back to “normal” soon.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/13/kenny-chesney-george-stra_n_143469.html
NBC Cancels My Own Worst Enemy And Lipstick Jungle
Wow! Those shows had a shorter lifespan than a fruit fly! Instead of canceling they should have combined them. Who wouldn’t watch the show “Worst Jungle Enemy Lipstick?”
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b68582_nbc_axes_my_own_worst_enemy_lipstick.html
