Your Morning Starbuzz! 11-11-08

 

Mama Does Preach:
Madonna Provides Checklist For Kids’ Visit With Guy

Madonna is nothing if not particular, and her children’s weekend visitation with their dad in London is no exception. A checklist of no-no’s includes no water that hasn’t been Kabbalah-blessed, no books other than Madonna’s English Rose, and no newspapers, magazines, TV, or DVDs – just to name a few.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/madonnas_children_must_only_pl.php

Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie: You’re “Uncool”
Aniston is the cover story in this month’s Vogue magazine and she finally talks about Angelina Jolie’s brash detailing of her relationship with Brad Pitt while he was still with Jennifer. Poor Jenn. “Uncool?” She’s just too nice for this.
The short: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/jennifer_aniston_calls_angelin.php
The long: http://www.style.com/vogue/feature/2008_Dec_Jennifer_Aniston/

“Stolen” Nude Photos Of Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon Hit the Internet
Naked Cheetah Girl blah blah blah. The story here is that it sounds suspiciously like Adrienne may have staged the robbery and ransom of her own laptop, which led to the photos, supposedly meant for her boyfriend Robert Kardashian, to be “leaked” to the internet. No word if Jeff Gillooly was involved.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/11/10/2008-11-10_cheetah

Joe Jonas Has A New Girlfriend To Not Sleep With
The unibrowed abstinensation has Taylor Swiftly moved on to some actress from the remake of 10,000 BC. These young celebrities sure do suck at being interesting!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20239285,00.html

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