Starcasm.net is so excited about what the new year has in store. We resolve to make fun of tons more celebrities and our paperazzo resolves to draw until his fingers bleed, so don’t be surprised if you see a few specks of red on some of the posts.
It’s only been 2009 for a few days, and it’s already the worst week ever! Here’s a few links to help you navigate through the tangley interwebz to see the worst things Celebs have done this week:
Worst clowns: Any celebrity
Worst guy to bring home to mom: Criss Angel, Mindfreak
Worst tattoo: Miley Cyrus
Worst habit: Smoking!! Ewww
Worst picture of sanity: Joaquin Phoenix
Worst hygiene: Pete Doherty
Worst rip-off: Twilight perfume
Worst at “moving on” from crazy showbiz family: Bryan Spears
Of course the truly worst thing that occurred was the death of John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s 16-year-old son, Jett. Starcasm.net removes the snark for a minute and we send our condolences to the family. It’s truly a sad event when a child dies.