Worst at not Pwning everyone during half-time at the SB: Bruce Springsteen
Worst at training for the 2012 Olympics: Michael Phelps
Worst at “confusing men”: Lady Gaga
Worst at making sense to evangelicals, gay people, Oprah, or ANYONE : Ted Haggard
Worst at keeping her top on while playing Scrabble: Amy Winehouse
Worst at living up to her spinster-librarian image: Lisa Loeb
Worst reason to become a nun: to get back at gossip blogs
Worst wardrobe malfunction: Miley Cyrus
Worst at not looking ridiculous at her photoshoot: Ali Lohan
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