What’s the new Girl Scout Cookie flavor?


Girl Scout Cookies are made of substances more addictive than crack (i.e. sugar and butter) and give you an excuse to feel like a saint when you inhale an entire package of frozen Thin Mints. Your waistline and intestines complain, but you respond “It’s for the Girl Scouts!” as you reach for the Samoas.

Now there’s a new flavor to indulge in whenever you can find one of those elusive Girl Scouts. It’s a “cool and crisp lemon wedge cookie” called Savannah Smiles, and it’s named after Girl Scout founder Juliette Gordon Low’s hometown Savannah, GA. In cold internet text it doesn’t sound too addicting, but it probably tastes liked Starbucks’ Iced Lemon Pound Cake; another evil, addictive food item plaguing the health of first world nations.

What’s your favorite Girl Scout Cookie flavor?