VIDEO 4-year-old wears breast and butt enhancements to play Dolly Parton

Maddy Toddlers & Tiaras Dolly Parton

On the most recent episode of Toddlers & Tiaras a little 4-year-old girl named Maddy wore a hand me down Dolly Parton costume complete with breast and butt “enhancements.”

You know sometimes I write sentences in this line of work and I just can’t get ’em out of my head. That lead-in is gonna stay with me almost as long as the video clips we’re all about to watch of Maddy doing Dolly in a pageant contest. I love Dolly Parton and I know my daughter enjoys dress-up time but something about the two shouldn’t mix. And then you throw in the fact that it was Maddy’s momma’s old costume and… Well here it is:

I am amazed at this show’s ability to always give me the creepy willies. Anywho, here’s another clip from the episode that shows Maddy being asked by a fellow competitor what those things are under her costume and her mother explaining that they do not know who Dolly is. There’s also… oh brother, just watch:

At least her hair stylist had enough sense to know that the boobs and butt weren’t necessarily appropriate. As for the real-deal Dolly, she’s still kicking butt in high heels and high hair. She made this recent tweet that is perfectly her:

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