Actress and talk show host Rosie O’Donnell will get her own variety show on NBC. The show is cleverly titled “Rosie’s Variety Show” and will debut with an hour-long live broadcast the night before Thanksgiving.
Though it’s hard to argue with the marketing creativity of “Rosie’s Variety Show,” we would like to recommend some alternative titles:
“Boring Around the Rosie”
“The Overfed Sullivan Show”
“America’s Biggest Loser”
“Fatter Gay Night live”
“The Trump Hating, Girl Dating, Overweighting, Put Some More On My Plating, Ching-Chong-Ching-Chong, Won’t Be On The Air For Long NBC Variety Fun Time Hour”