Variety Showsie O’Donnell

Actress and talk show host Rosie O’Donnell will get her own variety show on NBC. The show is cleverly titled “Rosie’s Variety Show” and will debut with an hour-long live broadcast the night before Thanksgiving.

Rosie O'Donnell Show

Though it’s hard to argue with the marketing creativity of “Rosie’s Variety Show,” we would like to recommend some alternative titles:

“Boring Around the Rosie”

“American Idle”

“The Overfed Sullivan Show”

“America’s Biggest Loser”

“Fatter Gay Night live”

“The Trump Hating, Girl Dating, Overweighting, Put Some More On My Plating, Ching-Chong-Ching-Chong, Won’t Be On The Air For Long NBC Variety Fun Time Hour”

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