Top Ten Comic Book Titles to Launder Drug Money With

August 25, 2009 Headlines, Humor, Lists

THE TOP FIVE COMIC BOOK TITLES TO LAUNDER DRUG MONEY WITH:

Cocaine Comix is the fifth best comic title to launder drug money with
 
 
 
 

5.   Cocaine Comix

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hash Gordon is the fourth best comic title to launder drug money with
 
 
 
 

4.   Hash Gordon

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Scooby "Doobie" Doo is the third best comic title to launder drug money with
 
 
 
 

3.   Scooby “Doobie” Doo

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Methamphetaminnie Mouse is the second best comic title to launder drug money with
 
 
 
 

2.   Methamphetaminnie Mouse

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And the number one comic book title to launder drug money with is…

Mary Jane is the number one comic book title to launder drug money with
 
 
 
 

1.   Mary Jane

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Here are a couple honorable mentions:

Methisto
 
 
 
 

HM:   Methisto

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Piper
 
 
 
 

HM:   The Piper

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(There were no animals harmed in the making of this post, but a few comic book titles did suffer. Those with slight alterations for the sake of funny include: Hash Gordon, Methamphetaminnie Mouse, Scooby “Doobie” Doo, and Methisto.)

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