Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan hooked up with “A Shot Of Love” MySpace maven fame monger Tila Tequila on the red carpet before the Second Annual Bravo A-List Awards Sunday. The couple later attended Piers Morgan’s “all star” birthday bash at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. (Click here for more photos of the couple I’ve dubbed “Tequilly”)
The celeb sites are all abuzz about whether or not the former Mr. Courtney Love and the Playboy-posing, bi-sexual dating show hostess are really an item or if the whole thing was just stuntegery.
I have a simple theory that would suggest Corgan is attracted to Tila, and Ti-ti might be in some serious danger because of it!
Here’s an illustration:
Look out Tila! That man is apt to destroy the only things you got going for you! (The destruction of those “Siamese Dreams” would certainly be reason for “Melons Collie and the Infinite Sadness!”)
My other theory is that Billy’s head and Tila’s ta-tas are actually reunited identical triplets. They’re all so disturbingly perfectly round.
