Hey citizens of the great state of Georgia, your legislature has your back as it always does. This time they are passing through a bill that will prohibit the involuntary implantation of microchips in human beings. What we all want to know is: what took ’em so long?!?
As reported by the Atlanta Journal Constitution the bill is sponsored by Sen Chip Pearson (R- Dawsonville) (Yes, his name is Chip) and is a part of former Georgia Governor and currently re-running for Governor Roy Barnes’ stump speech as an example of Republicans spending time on problems that don’t really exist. According to Barnes, if someone holds him down to insert a microchip in his head:
“It should be more than a damned misdemeanor.”
Well hell yes ex-and-maybe-soon-to-be-again-Gubby! Pearson has stated that he isn’t worried about the biblical implications (mark of the beast etc.), no he is simply thinking ahead of the curve to prevent the next impending attack on personal privacy. State Rep. Ed Setler (R- Kennesaw) who is the one carrying the bill spoke for a half an hour on the impending threat to the privacy of Georgian’s statewide. It is after this when a good citizen brought it home for the politicians, explaining in layman terms what this threat is all about. This is directly from the report filed by Jim Galloway.
She continued. “Microchips are like little beepers. Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body. And your beeper numbers displayed on billboards throughout the city. All done without your permission,” she said.
“Ma’am, did you say you have a microchip?” asked state Rep. Tom Weldon (R-Ringgold).
“Yes, I do. This microchip was put in my vaginal-rectum area,” she replied. Setzler, the sponsoring lawmaker, sat next to the witness – his head bowed.
“You’re saying this was involuntary?” Weldon continued.
Wendell Willard (R-Atlanta), chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, picked up the questioning.
“Who implanted this in you?” he asked.
“Researchers with the federal government,” she said.
“And who in the federal government implanted it?” Willard asked.
“The Department of Defense.”
“Thank you, ma’am.”
After hearing the lady’s emotional plea for government intervention SB 235 received House Judiciary Committee approval. Sleep tight Georgia and take that microbastards.
The same cannot be said for Californians like Charles Pearson, who was arrested for stalking television personality Dr. Drew earlier this year after claiming the good Doc and the hospital at USC implanted a device in his genitals that they can “punch” him with at any time. CLICK HERE to read about his life, and possibly yours if you don’t live in Georgia!
