Tara Reid hasn’t learned much / Finds true love on the beach

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Tara Reid has been hitting the beach with her main squeeze, and it’s not German Michael Axtmann, pictured below. That’s right, Tara has fled straight into the arms of her old friend Booze. In the above pic, scary-thin Tara is explaining her drinking strategy for the day. 17 bottles of wine is serious business, not everyone can just dive into it willy-nilly like Amy Winehouse.

Just last December broke Tara was comped a stay at Promises rehab center after her clothing line Mantra didn’t quite get off the ground. Just a few months later she was seen stumbling off the wagon in Cannes.

Now she’s gettin’ tipsy with Michael Axtmann in St. Tropez. I’m not sure if she has any work plans schedule for this year, but maybe she should try putting out a line of shot glasses. That actually might work.

~ Carrie Glass

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