Starbuzz 5/19/09


Illinois Governor

Get that Blago Bounce! *side effects include a complete loss of ethics and morality and extreme levels of delusion – Agent Bedhead

A boom box does wonders for Pam – Pop Eater

Britney spends big, y’all – Celeb Slam

New Kids on the Block held 2000 innocent people hostage on a cruise ship over the weekend – I Need My Fix

Fergie’s bi, anyone care?- Amy Grindhouse

Hilarious NYC Housewives parody – Busy Bee

Paris is sooo deep. This is the saddest story of our century. Everyone needs to tattoo a tear on their cheek as they mourn for the intelligence, style, and grace Paris never had- Evil Beet