Shanae Grimes is joining the No Pants movement, a cause I wholly support. Pants are annoying and uncomfortable, so I try to avoid them most of the time.
Here’s a few shots of the 920210 grabbing some ice teas with her friend in Hollywood Tuesday. Her friend is actually exposing more leg, but her shorts are classic crotch pinchers, with a high waist, i.e. the most uncomfortable shorts that ever existed. That whole outfit is straight out of 1991, give or take 4 years, complete with the midriff bearing tie-front shirt.
As for Shanae, I already expressed my support for her flowing black T-shirt, and I’m starting to like her giant glasses, which are full of glamour, and belong with this version of Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair. They’re destined to be together, and if the pair ever meet, they’ll get married and give birth to shoulder pads, scrunchies, and rhinestoned sweaters. They’ll say their vows in front of a laser background.
I am not in love with Shanae’s socks and boots. They are the color of gross.
All images by MOE/Fame Pictures
Publish date: September 3, 2009