Ryan Simkin’s tell-all book about Joe Francis includes scandalous Paris Hilton cocaine smuggling story

LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 21:  Paris Hilton talks to Joe Francis at the Jimmy Choo and Cartier Present 'Four Inches' event held at Mortons on June 21, 2005 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Joe Francis is trying to legally halt the sale of a tell-all book by former Girls Gone Wild employee Ryan Simkin, but it hasn’t worked (the book’s publishers responded to Francis’s claims by calling him a variety of names via legal documents). The book, titled FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: Five Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild, is currently for sale on it’s own website, and in case you’re wondering how juicy it is they’ve published a scandalous free sample on Gawker.

According to Simkin, Paris Hilton once smuggled two 8-balls of coke and some ecstasy to her then-boyfriend Joe Francis in France via her snatch. In case anyone ever asks, she can always claim she was just borrowing a friend‘s snatch. That explanation works wonders internationally.

Here’s a little tidbit:

And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it.

Read the rest @ Gawker.

There’s really no evidence that Paris actually went to France, besides Simkin claiming Frances later told him that everything “arrived fine.”

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