Joe Francis is trying to legally halt the sale of a tell-all book by former Girls Gone Wild employee Ryan Simkin, but it hasn’t worked (the book’s publishers responded to Francis’s claims by calling him a variety of names via legal documents). The book, titled FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: Five Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild, is currently for sale on it’s own website, and in case you’re wondering how juicy it is they’ve published a scandalous free sample on Gawker.
According to Simkin, Paris Hilton once smuggled two 8-balls of coke and some ecstasy to her then-boyfriend Joe Francis in France via her snatch. In case anyone ever asks, she can always claim she was just borrowing a friend‘s snatch. That explanation works wonders internationally.
Here’s a little tidbit:
And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it.
Read the rest @ Gawker.
There’s really no evidence that Paris actually went to France, besides Simkin claiming Frances later told him that everything “arrived fine.”