Real Housewives Of Orange County Season 4 Reunion Recap & Comic Book!

Vicki Gunvalson from the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 4 Reunion

Bravo’s Real Housewives of Orange County got together Tuesday Night for a Season 4 reunion special. Moderator Andy Cohen sat between the couch factions, with blonde mean girl vets Vicki and Tamra on one side and the two rookies Lynne and Gretchen with Jeana on the other.

The show went pleasantly enough at first, as cast and fans looked back on a season of mama drama that included differences of opinion, snarky asides and typical b*tchy accusations of fashion ignorance, bad parenting and air headedness. Aerosmith lead singer Lynne had a tearful moment (see below), and Jeana defended the fact that her kids hate her (as evidenced by her son’s sincere threat of beating her with a baseball bat). There were some more fireworks when the topic of the multi-course dinner (at which Gretchen got drunk and flirted heavily with Tamra’s son Ryan) came up, mostly revolving around the comment Tamra made to Vicki at the party, “Let’s get Gretchen naked wasted.”

Soon after that all Hell broke loose! Here is a comic book version of the clash of the tittuns (I have taken some liberties with the exact dialogue
and the timeline. It’s a little mundane at first, but stick with it because it
explodes in a hurry!)

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The other highlight from the show was when Jeana unexpectedly blindsided Lynne by insulting her intelligence with a Tamra-esque barb, revealing to the world what it looks like when Steven Tyler cries. (It is obvious collagen and botox are designed for happy and neutral, NOT sad. Her face is trying to frown but her lips won’t do it)
Lynne Curtin from Real Housewives of Orange County or Steven Tyler

****UPDATE 3/22/09 – Gretchen has been caught smoochin’ someone other than Jay! Check out my post about it here, and vote whether or not you want Gretchen to be back next season!

For some more GREAT OC Housewives fun, check out this hilarious art collection from

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