I was browsing through photos from the Spin Crowd Premiere Party for Keeping Up With the Kardashians with the usual hope of seeing one of those really special Kim Kardashian photos, but while “looking low” I was completely blindsided from on high!
I have no idea who this blond-frilled double-olive black leather toothpick is, but her upstairs is a dead ringer for Kim’s downstairs! Don’t believe me? Well check out this PhotoShop top swap:
NOTE: Before I get angry comments from my KimK fanny fan brethren I should clarify that in no way does the freakish General Boobsalot above compare in any way to the beauty and majesty that is Kim Kardashian! It just proves the point that ridiculously huge is sometimes unflattering.
Is there anyone out there who knows the identity of this melondramatic mystery woman? Pointing out that she has slept with Tiger Woods and Jesse James doesn’t really help – I need a name! (Ooooooo – maybe she is going to be a cast member on the upcoming season of Keeping Upstairs With the Kardashians?)
Just in case you were wondering – Kim looked her marveluscious self as she surprised some with… bangs!
(The Spin Crowd Premiere Party for Keeping Up with the Kardashians was held at The Rousdale in West Hollywood, California on August 19th, 2010. Photos: Juan Rico/Fame Pictures)
