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PHOTOS Paz de la Huerta shows off snake tattoo and lip injections at Boardwalk Empire party

ByStarcasm Staff

Viewing the photos taken last night HBO & Caesars Revisit the 1920s to Celebrate Boardwalk Empire in AC at Caesars Atlantic City party, we come away with two warnings from Paz de la Huerta: stay away from her lip injection doctor and her tattoo artist.

That’s just my personal opinion, but Paz seems incredibly proud of her snake tattoo (which happens to match her necklace, what’s she gonna do when she changes accessories?) and over-done injected lips smeared in a pale brown color.

Paz, a 25-yaer-old actress who’s been in the biz for a while mostly doing indie films, plays Steve Buscemi’s character girlfriend Lucy in the much buzzed new HBO series. Just the fact that Buscemi plays a mob-boss in this 1920’s prohibition organized crime drama makes me want to go ahead and award them all the upcoming Golden Globes and Emmys. Watch your back, Mad Men!

Paz making sure we see the tattoo!

Photos by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images

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