PHOTOS 50 Cent performs at V.I.P. Room Paris – Gold ingots, booze and hos… Zzzzzzzzz

Rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson was in Paris Friday bringin’ some real deal urban USA to the V.I.P. Room in France.

Sadly, the life of a celebrity blogger doesn’t allow for a lavish lifestyle that includes being able to go into places like the V.I.P. Room, so my imagination always runs wild when I try to picture what it’s like inside those doors. Now I know that it’s just like I imagined – there are gold ingots embedded in the wall, hot women in black and white cat suits and obscenely well-endowed female groupies in every flavor imaginable! (There’s even strawberry if you look close enough!)

But apparently 50 Cent doesn’t share my fascination. He looks like he’s at a high school science fair. I guess that’s the epitome of cool, though. It’s like old sports announcers that complain every time a player celebrates after a score, “They act like they never scored before.” So, no touchdown dance for 50 Cent, who has obviously scored before.

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50 Cent watches the dancers at the V.I.P. Room Paris

50 Cent performing in France

50 Cent, some classy ladies and is that P Diddy?

50 Cent in France

Fifty Cent looking a little bored

50 Cent CD cover art for Everything Ain’t Enough

50 Cent wishing he was someplace other than the V.I.P. Room in Paris

I think there’s the making of a great rap album cover here! Check it out:

Oh, and if you look real close at the full picture I think you can find P Diddy:

Am I wrong? Is that him on the left?

(By the way, I went out of my way to try to be nice to the “classy” women hangin’ out with Fitty. This all took place on Friday, November 27th and I never once used the term “Skanksgiving.”)

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