PHOTO Heidi Montag shows off new face and body in Las Vegas

Heidi Montag at a PURE Nightclub Valentine's Day event

It’s been almost three months since The Hills star Heidi Montag had ten plastic surgery procedures performed on her in one day, and she was out with husband Spencer Pratt February 13th to show off her revamped look on the red carpet for the first time.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt host a special Valentine's night party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas
Photo: Kevin Perkins,

Heidi and Spencer were hosting a pre-Valentine’s Day party at Caesar’s Palace’s PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas, where all of Heidi’s new parts were packed into a tight strapless red/dark pink gown. The 23-year-old was even able to open her mouth while laughing, which is good for her but bad for the planet, which has been enjoying a Speidi-free respite for the last few months. Here’s a photo of Heidi’s face pushed to the limits of elasticity:

Heidi Montag's new face tries to laugh

It’s a shame that Heidi has undergone so many cosmetic surgeries when the one critical procedure that could have saved her life has been put off – removing Spencer Pratt. That tumor is the very definition of “malignant!”

Spencer Pratt shows off an inanimate object and a large crystal

I guess if I had to describe Heidi’s unnecessarily artificial new look in a positive way I would say she looks like the most expensive sex robot Japan could make. Maybe this is all a marketing ploy to sell a line of Heidi Montag sex robots and Heidi is just trying to meet the manufacturers halfway on the likeness?

Hmmm… When I wrote that I was joking but now I’m a little worried.

A couple more photos for the road:

Heidi Montag shows off her new face and body at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas
Photo: David Becker/Getty Images

Heidi Montag reveals her plastic surgeries at a Las Vegas Valentine's Day event
Photo: David Becker/Getty Images

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