It’s been almost three months since The Hills star Heidi Montag had ten plastic surgery procedures performed on her in one day, and she was out with husband Spencer Pratt February 13th to show off her revamped look on the red carpet for the first time.
Photo: Kevin Perkins, PacificCoastNews.com
Heidi and Spencer were hosting a pre-Valentine’s Day party at Caesar’s Palace’s PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas, where all of Heidi’s new parts were packed into a tight strapless red/dark pink gown. The 23-year-old was even able to open her mouth while laughing, which is good for her but bad for the planet, which has been enjoying a Speidi-free respite for the last few months. Here’s a photo of Heidi’s face pushed to the limits of elasticity:
It’s a shame that Heidi has undergone so many cosmetic surgeries when the one critical procedure that could have saved her life has been put off – removing Spencer Pratt. That tumor is the very definition of “malignant!”
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I guess if I had to describe Heidi’s unnecessarily artificial new look in a positive way I would say she looks like the most expensive sex robot Japan could make. Maybe this is all a marketing ploy to sell a line of Heidi Montag sex robots and Heidi is just trying to meet the manufacturers halfway on the likeness?
Hmmm… When I wrote that I was joking but now I’m a little worried.
A couple more photos for the road:
Photo: David Becker/Getty Images
Photo: David Becker/Getty Images
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