Paris Hilton’s New BFF In Dubai?

According to Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton will be finding her next “Best Friend For A Few Weeks” in Dubai, where she is going to film a version of her American reality show Paris Hilton’s New BFF. A source tells Perez, “They made an offer Paris couldn’t refuse,” which might suggest scientists in Dubai have found a cure for cooties.

The news breaks the hearts of millions in India who were hoping the exposure generated by last year’s critically acclaimed blockbuster Slumdog Millionaire might convince Paris to look for short-lived companionship in the “other bai,” Mumbai. The city’s tourist development council created a poster and everything:

If Paris Hilton took her BFF reality show to India

Maybe she could do half the shows in Dubai and half in Mumbai. That would confirm that she’s a Dumbaisexual.



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