Pam Behan, former nanny, cook, and personal assistant to Kris and Bruce Jenner is shopping a tell-all book to spill secrets about the the whole Kardashian and Jenner clan; especially Bruce’s older children Brody and Brandon Jenner (Bruce’s kids from his second marriage, to Linda Thompson), and Kim and Kourtney Kardashian.
Behan thinks the boys are extremely disrespectful, and once almost got fired for slapping Brandon. (Not sure what Brandon did, but slapping seems like an extreme reaction for a nanny. It’s more of a surprise that she didn’t get fired for that.) Brandon and Brody (pictured above in 200*) appeared in a Fox reality show together in 2005, with their pal Spencer Pratt. That show didn’t go anywhere, but soon afterwards we saw Spencer, and then Brody pop back up on the sort-of reality show The Hills. Brody has also been seen on Keeping up With the Kardashians, but Brandon’s pretty much stayed clear of the public eye.
She said she had a “love/hate” relationship with matriarch Kris Jenner, and has intimate secrets to dish about Kim and Kourtney. She’s promising to dish dirt about Bruce, but also says she has a soft spot for him because he helped her get out of a DUI. Looks like this is also a tell-all about her, and it looks like she’s no angel either! Slapping your bosses and not getting fired, and asking them to help you get out of DUIs sounds like a pretty good deal. It’s also strange that they didn’t make her sign a confidentiality agreement, but I guess at the time she worked for them, they didn’t know they’d make millions from a reality television empire.
We’re not sure what Behan could tell us that would shock the Kardashians’ audience. Kris Jenner already revealed that she cheated on her first husband, we know their reality show is heavily scripted, it’s a no brainer that the whole crew is probably spoiled and bratty, and the entire planet is still cynical and sore about Kim’s marriage shenanigans.
Behan is still shopping the book, and doesn’t have a publisher yet. Looks like she’s trying to drum up interest online first. Would you read it?