Morning Starbuzz – September 30th, 2010

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Paris Hilton to star in new reality show on Oxygen – Popeater

Michael Lohan to request Lilo conservatorship – Amy Grindhouse

JJ gets eliminated from Survivor NicaraguaCelebrity Dirty Laundry

Khloe K was an awkward teen, an extremely awkward teen – Tabloid Prodigy

Think bedbugs are bad?  Say hello to stinkbugs – Betty Confidential

Photos: Hillary Duff goes to the dark-side – I Need My Fix

Brad Goreski says adios to Zoe’s project – OMG Blog

Dita von Teese to join the cast of CSIBusy Bee

Comic Greg Giraldo dies of Rx overdose – Dipped in Cream

Megan Fox Fashion Week upskirt – Allie is Wired

Bolton will not receive an apology from Bruno or me for sucking – Earsucker

Madonna’s Dolce & Gabanna pics sans touch-up leaked – Oh The Scandal

Devon James is trying to sell a Tiger Woods sex tape – Celebitchy

Trend: Strappy wedges with ankle socks – The Fashion Spot

Video: Australia’s next NOT top model FAIL – B-Side Blog

Michelle Obama and Nick Jonas hook up, for fitness you naughty noggins – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Time Square’s Naked Cowboy running for president – BumpShack

Jersey Shore = Macaroni Noodles: Japan should name everything – dlisted

Pitt and Clooney hire male escorts to spice up their bromance – Evil Beet Gossip

Nick Cannon pimps out his 30th birthday party – The FAB Life