Morning Starbuzz – March 9, 2010

Somebody always has to lose – Buzzfeed

Steve Lillywhite replacing Simon Cowell? – Bumpshack

Soon you can buy Sharon Osbourne’s implants on eBay! – Dirty Laundry

Simon Cowell may get married this decade – Amy Grindhouse

Clooney had a few nips at the Oscars – Hollywood Dame

Why is Kristen Bell a dirty girl? – I Need My Fix

Britney Spears’ dad won’t let her play with Lindsay Lohan – Allie is Wired

Beth Ditto’s new look – popbytes

Calvin Klein’s naughty X Video – Busy Bee

Inglorious Diane Kruger on Marie Claire UK – TEN Gossip

Rotten tears and heartbreak in a bottle – Celebrity VIP Lounge