Morning Starbuzz 5/16/09



Megan who? Ewan McGregor is blissfully, adorably ignorant – Allie is Wired

There’s gonna be a party on some island off of Massachusetts. I think it’s BYOCP (Bring your own crack pipe) though Celeb Warship

Bruce Jenner learned Photoshop Celebrity Smack!

Holly Madison has a new job AND she’s still not dating Criss Angel, PussyThief anymore. Sounds like a great summer ahead.- Busy Bee

Elizabeth Taylor was the original Fox. Megan who?- Yeeeah

Helena’s sooo Gothy-Steampunk! – I’m Not Obsessed

Coldplay’s got a free album.  Download it here for zero dollars and zeros cents – Coldplay