Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend / Mistress Oksana Grigorieva Is Pregnant!

Mel Gibson

TMZ is claiming Bravehard Mel Gibson got his Lethal Weapon beyond Oksana Grigorieva’s Apocalyptos and into the Thunderwomb where it’s “One man enter, one baby leave.”

In other words, Mel Gibson’s girlfriend is pregnant.

As I reported in issue eight of DUH! Magazine, Oksana Grigorieva (39) was spotted out with Mel (53) at the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine a little more than two weeks after Mel’s wife of nearly 30 years Robyn Moore filed for divorce. The marriage has apparently been on the rocks for some time and a rep for Mel tells People magazine, “Mel has been single for almost three years and it’s nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself.” Apparently he REALLY enjoyed himself at least once.

How Mel Gibson got Oksana Grigorieva pregnant

Mel is reportedly concerned for the baby’s health, fearing that the child may become susceptible to diabetes during infancy due to Oksana’s sugartits. Speaking of which, here is a photo of Oksana taken to promote her music career, which (like Kirstie Alley in a jumping contest) never really got off the ground:

Mel Gibson mistress Oksana Grigorieva

As you can tell by the photo, Oksana has some really nice music! (In the recording industry I believe they call this kind of aspiring star a “grand pian-ho.”)

On a selfish note, I sure hope these two either break up in a hurry or get married in a hurry because I don’t know how much longer I can stand cutting and pasting “Grigorieva.” (Us celebrity bloggers don’t have much brain capacity and mine was maxed out learning to spell Blagojevich) (Not a wise investment of my brain capacity, by the way) Perhaps Mel has a sense of humor and will do us all a favor and change his (as well as his bride-to-be’s) last name to Banafofana. I would write an article every day on Oksana Banafofana! Oksana Banafofana! Dang that’s fun!

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