After reading about Susan Boyle’s F-Bomb explosion and her self-admission into a hospital due to mental exhaustion, I got worried. My fear was that she’s headed down a dangerous path travelled by hundreds of other celebrities that have cracked under the pressure of notoriety. So, I put the resident starcasm psychic on the case and she confirmed my worst fears! Here’s a Susan Boyle timeline of past, present, and future and it doesn’t look good. (Though it does bode well for future starcasm posts!) (Click the image to see a larger version)
I have to admit, I am looking forward to 2019 and the premiere episode of Tiffany’s One-Hit Wonder Yacht! The psychic says the cast will include Gnarles Barkley, Sinead O’Connor, Nena, M. Night Shyamalan, Ernő Rubik, Mark Hamill, the ghost of Georges Seurat, Jennifer Grey, J.D. Salinger and the Baltimore Ravens.