Jersey Shore researchers have uncovered a startling revelation about The Situation’s infamously chiseled six-pack abs – they contain a hidden message! Well, not necessarily a “message” per se, but a face!
Scientists at the Situationstitute ran the above shirtless photograph of The Sitch through a Guidal spectrometer and it revealed what appears to be some sort of evil clown face. (Watch the image and wait)
There has been a great deal of debate over the meaning of the ab visage – some believe it is an ancient Mayan mating mask intended to enhance sexual prowess while others think it may be some sort of voodoo Kevlar meant to protect its wearer’s vital organs from grenades. But, the most widely accepted theory is that this is the summation of some loser blogger’s wasted Saturday afternoon piddling in PhotoShop. Personally, I think it’s a Mayan mating mask – although the last theory would explain why I didn’t get a damn thing done today…
