Lindsay Lohan has gone another half a year in significant legal and career trouble. That’s been analyzed to the point of tedium. Girl’s got a complicated life that was partly made complicated by having amazing opportunities handed to her at an early age. Not that she doesn’t deserve some responsibility for some of the things that she’s been involved with, some of the court orders she’s missed, some of the necklaces she’s allegedly stolen . . .
But the girl has some natural talent. She was nailed The Parent Trap, and you have to admit Mean Girls was absolutely amazing. And, we hate to be this shallow, but we are kind of a shallow, fluffy site obsessed with boobs: Lindz has a magnificent pair of knockers that God gave her. No implants for her!
Here she is putting them on full display a few days ago in a cute black-and-white bikini top. The subsequent days she had a few wardrobe malfunctions. You can take a gander at one of those here. But now, you can gawk at some PG-13 mammary enjoyment. Plus bonus is the “You have got to be effing kidding me” look on her face:
The haters, they will hate, but Lindsay after you get out of jail this month, stay clean, stay lawful, don’t lie and work on you! If you get an acting gig, great. It’s easy to bash Lindsay, but she’s living out in public some of the mistakes that a lot of young people make. She’s just making more of them (I hope) than usual, and been given huge doses of money and fame. For everyone that hopes she fails, there are lots more who want to see her get it together. Soooo, get it together already! Speaking of Lindsay’s troubles, Courtney Love told US Weekly that Lindsay called her “after she got arrested” for advice. Apparently someone close to Paris also called her up after Paris got her most recent D.U.I., and Courtney’s a little miffed. She quipped “I’m not even that friendly with these girls. What am I, a junkie Auntie Mame?”
UPDATE: Several commentators doubt the veracity of Lindsays breasts. If that is a boob job, it’s a really good one. No hard lines in her chesticle area, they hang properly when she’s bra-less, another example etc. If they are fake, who’s the surgeon, because they did a smashing job! I have never heard Lindsay admit that she had a breast augmentation, so if you have provide a link. Not that her denying it means anything. She denies the lip fluffers, and sometimes those babies are so pumped up they could explode and kill us all.
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