Evening Starbuzz – April 19, 2010

A column of steam and ash rises out of an erupting volcano near Eyjafjallajokull

How Eyjafjallajokull is screwing with Hollywood – Movieline

The mysterious case of Katie and Suri – Betty Confidential

Meet Cuntry Britney – Poor Britney

When your chin is large enough to sell advertising space – Tabloid Prodigy

Louis Vuitton out-fuglies itself with new boot – Ayyyy!

Grace Jones hates GaGa for copying her – Dirty Laundry

The Kardashians are writing a relationship book – Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Love Hewitt: unhappy and hot – Evil Beet

Did Kim K and Kanye have an affair? – Allie is Wired

Jersey Shore and Alyssa Milano duke it out – Anything Hollywood

Ke$ha’s getting literary criticism? – PopEater

George Lopez wants to keep Kate Gosselin on DWTS – Hollywoodlife