The fourth issue of DUH! Magazine comes with a bonus holiday insert! So not only do you get the best obvious stories on the internet, but you also receive the special “Confessions” supplement which features that which you already knew straight from the horses’ mouths! But first, here are the headlines from Duh!
Barack Obama is Time’s Person of the Year!
Time Magazine has announced its “Person of the Year” and DUH, it’s Barack Obama. What’s a little more newsworthy is that Sarah Palin was on their short list of runners up!
Tom Cruise: “I Came Across As Arrogant.”
Tom Cruise went on the Today Show more than three years after his infamous arrogantastic interview with Matt Lauer. This time around Tom was able to muster at least a little humility when he admitted that he was wrong in HOW he was completely right in the previous interview, and perhaps he could have been completely right in a more pleasant manner. That’s what we want: a kinder, gentler arrogance.
“I was never that good a singer.”
“I’m not in a recession. I’m doing incredibly well.”
Lily Allen: “My TV show was average.”