Brand new from Starcasm Publications is Douche Bagazine, your source for everything and everyone douchey!
IN THIS ISSUE:
Get the latest on the incomparable Pete Wentz, including a game of Russian Roulette with his own urine!
FROM THE VAULT:
Will Chris Brown release any of
his sex tapes with Rihanna?
“ON THE FENCE” with John Mayer:
Take the poll!
Criss Angel makes Holly Madison and ticket buyers disappear! (This story is a little dated, but there couldn’t be a premiere issue of Douche Bagazine without Criss Angel! Thankfully he’s kept himself busy lately sucking in Vegas with nobody watching so there’s not much new to report.) (If Criss Angel sucks and there’s no one there to see it, does he still suck?)
Is Kanye West the “most influential brand in the universe?” Kanye and complex.com think so! (“Kanye West created his own destiny by envisioning a perfect existence. Us? We’re just living in it. ” – from the intro.)
Plus, your chance to win a Fast and Douchious prize package!