Sex addict David Duchovny will soon be placing current spouse Tea Leoni in his “ex-file” thanks in part to an alleged affair with his Hungarian tennis instructor Edit Pakay. Though the extra-marital grand slamming hasn’t been confirmed, when asked by the Daily Mail if her relationship with Duchovny was sexual, Pakay said, “I don’t want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don’t know what our relationship means to him.” I don’t think we need a line judge to tell us those balls were in!
Not much is known about the 28-year old tennis player with the funny name. About all we have to go on is a bio page from her time on the University of Loyola Maramount’s tennis team. The bio features a photo of a toothy young Pakay, which has inspired us to try to come up with some endearing nicknames while she is still in the midst of her 15 minutes of fame. Our suggestions:
The Tooth Is Out There
Grilly Jean King
******UPDATE 10/23/08 – The DList reports that David Duchovny has filed a defamation suit against the Daily Mail for claiming he had an affair with Grilly Jean King (our favorite nickname). Depending on how this plays out, Miss Pakay might get an extension on her 15 minutes! We sure wouldn’t mind – we have an arsenal of under-used tennis instructor jokes.