Danielle Staub Sex Tape!

Danielle Staub

Danielle StaubOf course it had to be – The controversial former stripper from The Real Housewives of New Jersey reportedly has a sex tape being shopped around. The only surprising thing about it is the source – I assumed it would be yet another skeleton from Danielle Staub’s (Beverly Merrill’s) seedy past, but the one offering up the tape is none other than her “boyfriend” from the show, Steve Zalewski.

In an exclusive interview with Star Magazine, the 27-year-old Zalewski reveals he has videos of Danielle getting her n@ughty on with him and by herself, claiming the 46-year-old cougar was one crazed kitten:

“Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught,” he says.

“She wanted to make love in restaurant bathrooms basically every time we went out — she’d get all excited and say, ‘The people can hear you doing it outside!'”

Steve also says Danielle borrowed lots of money from him and explains his motivation to sell the tapes, “I’m definitely weighing my options as far as selling them and getting them out there. She cost me so much money, why shouldn’t I make a few dollars?”

UPDATE 6/23/09 – Update from the Associated Press and The Huffington Post:

A judge granted Danielle Staub’s request for a temporary restraining order to stop her former boyfriend Stephen Zalewski from releasing an explicit videotape and images of her. State Superior Court Judge Thomas F. Brogan also ordered Zalewski to produce all copies of the video and pictures of Staub, and he set a hearing for July 21.

And here’s a quick summary and interview with Danielle:

UPDATE 6/08/10 – TMZ is reporting that Hustler plans on releasing a Danielle Staub sex tape on June 14! From the site:

Hustler Inc. tells us it is all set to distribute a 75 minute tape, featuring Jersey’s most hated Housewife — and mother of two — in a naked romp with a mystery man.

A rep from Hustler tells us the tape was shot last September — several months after 47-year old Staub first appeared on the Bravo reality show.


Danielle’s frenemy Jacqueline may be feuding with D. on Season 2 of RHNJ, but she’s disgusted with Steve for “secretly” filming Danielle and shopping the tape. She also points out that Danielle thought that Steve was text messaging while they were having sex, which isn’t exactly an good sign in any case:

I tried to think of a funny fake tape to post here, but short of a video of a small dog humping a stuffed rabbit, I couldn’t come up with anything. So, all I have to offer are a few photos. First up is an image from a recent People Magazine photoshoot that Danielle shared on her Facebook page:

Danielle Staub

She kinda looks like Teri Hatcher’s horny mom. Two of those things aren’t all that bad.

The next two photos can’t be confirmed as being Danielle, but it’s hard to deny the similarities:

Daniel Staub's twin

Daniel Staub working

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Top photo: People

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