Has the Onion been sold to China? – The Onion
Review of Chris Isaak’s Show St. Louis Show – Busy Bee
Keira Knightley’s directly rags on her bubbies – Amy Grindhouse
Kim Kardashian posing in bikinis – The Superficial
Tori Spelling is disappearing – Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan talks frankly about her relationship with Samantha – Pop Crunch
The Blemish is hiring – The Blemish
Russell Brand needs a little ” support’ – Celebrity Smack
Oprah gets her lowest ratings eva – Crazy Days and Nights
Denise Richards likes booty calls – Hollywood Rag
Beckham gets heckled – Just Jared
