Criss Angel And Holly Madison Split – Starcasm To The Rescue!

Hot Topic poster boy Criss Angel and playmate Holly Madison have parted ways, ending what seemed like a fairy tale chick’n’douche romance. My favorite rodent couple had been dating for about four months before deciding to ruin a perfectly good drawing 🙁 (Click here to see the idyllic couple before the split)

Skinny pig Criss Angel and Playboy bunny Holly Madison split up

A source close to the couple tells E! “It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn’t devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals.” That’s weird. If your “career” is cashing in on having appeared nude in Playboy and slept with Hugh Hefner, Las Vegas seems as good a place as any to further it.

Criss “Douchedini” Angel’s career is unaffected, as he continues making audiences magically disappear with his Cirque de Soleil stinker “Believe.”

I’ve never really played matchmaker before, but how can I resist with these two sad little fur balls? So, here is a recently abandoned mammal rebound for each of you:

Potential rodential pairing of Criss Angel and craccoon Amy Winehouse

Benji Madden and Holly Madison make a good couple


(Sorry Amy. You know I don’t wish that on you!)

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