Category: Entertainment News

LINKS Peter Weber’s face, Kim Kardashian to the rescue, Breaking Bad reunion…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPBachelor star Peter Weber is reportedly fine after suffering a nasty fall while filming the new season, but Peter Weber’s face is another matter. Weber apparently “slipped and fell face-first into two cocktail glasses” during a round of golf and had to have 22 stitches put into the front of his head

DLISTED“The earth can breathe a sigh of relief. Our poor beleaguered environment has a new hero, but instead of wearing a cape, she wears shapewear. Kim Kardashian West is keen to meet with Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old environmental activist who ripped the powers that be new assholes at the United Nations Climate Change Summit.”

LAINEY GOSSIPThe Breaking Bad movie El Camino comes out on Netflix this Friday and Aaron Paul has been doing plenty of publicity to support it. Last night, Paul and BB creator Vince Gilligan reunited with Bryan Cranston for the film’s premiere and it’s impossible not to smile when you see how happy they all are to see each other

CELEBITCHYTyler Perry says he had to create his own movie studio in Atlanta — one that’s apparently bigger than both Warner Brothers’ and Disney’s studios combined — because he was “ignored in Hollywood”

JEZEBELThis scary story reminds me I need to pull the glow-in-the-dark skeleton on the front door before Halloween season is over

THE BLEMISHSienna Miller says Harvey Weinstein ordered her to stop partying so hard back in the mid-00s and somehow her story does not involve Weinstein getting his dick out in front of her?

REALITY TEAAesha Scott from Below Deck Mediterranean says co-star Joao Franco “bullied [her] every single day” during filming for last season: “He never stopped judging me and criticizing me. When we left, you’ll notice on the last episode, I didn’t even hug him goodbye. I was so sick of him treating me like crap.”

GO FUG YOURSELFPlease everyone call it Maleficent II: Maleficentier for as long as this movie exists

THE BLASTBrad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s endless divorce has become the Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton having a baby version of high-profile celebrity splits. I swear I thought their divorce had been finalized at least twice, but apparently they’re still “negotiating the settlement of their multi-million dollar divorce”

VOX“The 2019 National Book Award finalists spotlight authors from marginalized groups: Marlon James and Susan Choi are among the 25 finalists.”

LINKS Candy corn is garbage, Tyler Perry Studios red carpet, Prince Andrew scrutiny…

CELEBITCHYAccording to a new and thoroughly scientific survey by, the most beloved Halloween candy in America is the hallowed Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, followed closely by Snickers. And the worst Halloween candy is candy corn, with circus peanuts a distant runner-up. So, now that it’s conclusive that candy corn is garbage, let the seasonal debating commence! (For the record: candy corn is absolute and total garbage)

LAINEY GOSSIP“It seems like most of Black Hollywood was in Atlanta this weekend for the grand opening of Tyler Perry Studios. Oprah and Stedman walked the carpet together. Halle Berry and Whoopi Goldberg shared a moment on the red carpet. Samuel L Jackson, Viola Davis, and Tiffany Haddish were there, and Ava DuVernay too. It was a combination of veterans and the future, with Cicely Tyson, who turns 95 years old in December, representing legend and Storm Reid carrying on the legacy.”

THE BLASTSomehow Beyonce didn’t get a mention in Lainey’s opening paragraph above, but don’t worry; she was at the Tyler Perry Studios grand opening as well. She shared a table with Oprah, as one does

JEZEBELIt seems Prince Andrew’s response to recently resurfaced footage of himself “hanging out at Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan sex-trafficking mansion in 2010” is that he was only there to tell Epstein they were no longer friends. Congrats to Prince Andrew on finding an excuse even weaker and less believable than “I only went in the strip club to get directions”

VOXAfter that Epstein story, enjoy the palate cleanser that is this totally delightful, gentle, and thought-provoking comic strip about the mysterious world of eels. No, really. Thank me in the comments

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Temper Tantrums, Tears & Testing Relationships: Check Out a Sneak Peek of Temptation Island Season 2″

REALITY TEARHOC star Gina Kirschenheiter said it was a “tough moment” and that she “felt violated” after co-star Kelly Dodd smacked her on top of the head in the middle of an Arizona meditation retreat

THE BLEMISHThe folks in charge of the Washington football team leaked a few videos of (now former) coach Jay Gruden “smoking weed & piping young thots” in advance of his firing, which came after the team lost its fifth game in a row yesterday. It’s not in the article, but Washington called Gruden in to the office at five o’ clock this morning to fire him. So, if your day’s not going great, at least you’re not Jay Gruden

GO FUG YOURSELFI love that Julia Roberts wore this to a polo outing

DLISTEDChace Crawford’s trident-inspired dick bulge pic is back

LINKS Eva Marcille custody dispute, Mark Hamill v Ivanka Trump, Ukrainian Horror Story…

REALITY TEANews of the Eva Marcille custody dispute couldn’t come at a worse time for the Real Housewives of Atlanta star, who just gave birth to a healthy baby boy last week. Marcille’s estranged husband Kevin McCall is basically trolling her by filing for joint custody of he and Eva’s daughter Marley, since Kevin is *also* facing a year in jail on domestic abuse charges

CELEBITCHYMark Hamill isn’t having any of Ivanka Trump’s Star Wars references (also, who goes with a stormtrooper?)

JEZEBELRemember the story last week about the six-year-old orphan from Ukraine who turned out to actually be a fully-grown adult with homicidal tendencies…and who then went missing? Well, she’s been found — and in the most likely US state of all

THE BLEMISHThe house where Kurt Cobain committed suicide is for sale again. If you’re interested, though, you’ll have to pony up something fierce: the four-bedroom, four-bathroom, 8,212-square foot house is listed at $7.5 million

THE BLASTI thought the problem was that Stacey Dash already had contact with her husband

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“DJ Pauly D & Vinny Guadagnino Filming DJ Pauly D and Vinny’s Vegas Pool Party for MTV; New Show to Include Some of the Double Shot Cast”

VOXA Facebook intern secretly recorded one of Mark Zuckerberg’s infamous company addresses and leaked it to the media. Everything about Zuckerberg’s response indicates, to quote the article, “It’s the leak itself, not the content of the leak, that’s important”

LAINEY GOSSIPPrince Harry and Dutchess Meghan have had it with their treatment by the British press; they’re now suing the Daily Mail for misuse of public information, among other things

GO FUG YOURSELF“On one hand, it’s very on-the-nose that Angelina Jolie showed up to [the Maleficent 2 premiere] looking like a rich villain, and Elle Fanning arrived floating like a woodland nymph. Then again, I would have been astonished if they’d done a role reversal and it was Angelina bedecked in flowers, projecting the image of a sweet naif who’d just had her first roll in the meadow. This is a woman whose brand was once blood, after all. She’s not skipping into this party looking one bonnet shy of the May Queen.”

DLISTEDThe Joker isn’t supposed to be sympathetic?

LINKS Bieber’s wedding weekend, Trump v Irony, Face tattoo rundown…

LAINEY GOSSIPHailey and Justin Bieber’s wedding weekend was a montage of skin treatments and water sports at a posh South Carolina resort, one that the couple booked for a week before arriving to give the staff enough time to prepare for the deluge of celebrities. And the festivities actually culminated with a Monday wedding, which is somehow becoming the norm among big names?

THE BLASTHere’s a ton more photos of the actual venue for Beiber’s wedding weekend, plus a few of the couple (who, let’s not forget, already got married at New York City Hall a year ago). Evidently the rehearsal dinner required boat valets, and afterward the wedding party watched The Notebook outdoors next to a lake

VOXThis is really rich

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIn light of Aaron Carter’s brand-new and not-great giant face tattoo of Rihanna, here’s a list of six reality stars with face tattoos, along with why each person got theirs. (Spoiler: Aaron’s is still by far the biggest and most garish of anyone on the list)

GO FUG YOURSELFHelen Mirren is channeling Gwendoline Christie and Storm from X-Men with this floral blizzard dress from L’Oreal at Paris Fashion Week; unsurprisingly, it’s amazing

REALITY TEARHOD star LeeAnne Locken is not having any of D’Andra Simmons’ confessional tea spilling, since evidently D’Andra hasn’t had the real courage to accuse LeeAnne of anything to her face

DLISTEDA bus driver in Washington state has resigned after showing up to work drunk and telling the children on her school bus that her husband is a “son of a gun” and she herself is “totally crazy” — all this while driving the bus so crazily that the kids start to scream

JEZEBEL“The air is crispy. Your haggard toes are ready to return to their foot coffins for the season. Somewhere in the distance, ghosts are gathering their tattered sheets and rattling chains, preparing for another month of scaring children and regular adults shitless. Fall is here — the best season — and it is time to clean.”

THE BLEMISHMcKayla Maroney, who took a break from social media for most of 2019, is now back on social media and talking about her fairly excruciating year

CELEBITCHYI know Ken Jeong used to be a doctor before he somehow became a highly regarded comedic actor but I still feel like taking medical advice from guests on Ellen is maybe not the best course of action when one needs medical advice

LINKS Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week, Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoo, Monique Samuels on receipts…

CELEBITCHYFor this year’s edition of the fashion festival, Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week decided to do something truly daring and unusual: walking the streets of Paris covered head-to-toe and face in a Richard Quinn floral dress that looks to have been inspired by a tea cosy

DLISTEDAaron Carter now has a gigantic tattoo of Rihanna as Medusa on the right side of his face (and not that it matters, but it’s a pretty bad tattoo); he’s now set off just about every available alarm bell and the people closest to him appear to be scrambling to get him some help

JEZEBELHere’s Real Housewives of Potomac star and “queen of receipts” Monique Samuels explaining proper receipt technique as it relates to questions such as “When’s the best time to pull out a receipt?” and “How does one react to being the recipient of a receipt, mid-conflict?”

REALITY TEAIn other Real Housewives news, newest RHOA cast member Eva Marcille and her husband Michael Sterling just welcomed their second child together and Eva’s third child in total. Her baby boy, named Maverick, was born late last week and mother and son are both doing well, congrats!

THE BLASTSnoop Dogg’s weekend concert paid tribute to his late grandson Kai Love Broadus, who died last week just ten days after he was born

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPI’m shocked, shocked to find Todd Chrisley being a total dick to his daughter Lindsie and on National Daughter’s Day of all times

LAINEY GOSSIPEvidently Chris Evans would really like to be in a Star Wars movie in the not-too-distant future; since his time with Avengers and the MCU in general would appear to be all wrapped up, and he’s a mega-star of pretty much the first order, it’s hard to see this not happening?

GO FUG YOURSELFI can’t love this headline more

THE BLAST“Ariel Winter Is Here to Remind You About Her Boobs”

VOXSpeaking of bodies: “Here’s how Hustlers changes the conversation about Jennifer Lopez’s body, something that “we’ve been talking about…for over 20 years.”

LINKS Amanda Bynes back in recovery, ‘Cultural icon’ Blue Ivy, The Good Place returns…

THE BLASTRumors of Amanda Bynes back in recovery appear to be true — she’s apparently “not doing well” following her stint in drug rehab earlier this year, and is currently in a “group home focusing on sober living” away from the pressures of Hollywood

CELEBITCHYBeyonce called her seven-year-old daughter Blue Ivy a “cultural icon” in legal documents her attorneys filed to try and trademark the name. Bey is probably right — and she’s trying to keep the name out of the hands of a wedding planner who uses the name “Blue Ivy” for her business

VOXLast night The Good Place, the only perfect show on network television, aired its final season premiere. In honor of that, enjoy this article on how the show makes black hole-dense moral philosophy engaging and funny

REALITY TEAFormer RHOC star and current demoted RHOC star Vicki Gunvalson is trying to get her main cast spot back by kicking up a bunch of dust around Kelly Dodd. Her current best effort is that Kelly “leeches off men,” which, maybe but also so what?

LAINEY GOSSIPKevin Feige — who, in case you’re like me and had no idea, is the head of Marvel Studios — is going to produce a Star Wars movie. It’s pretty clear that Star Wars as a franchise is going the way of James Bond in a big hurry, but for now this announcement is a big deal if you like movie studio insider politics

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThere’s video of disgraced former Southern Charm star taking a magic mushroom and engaging in “inappropriate and violent behavior” at a party while also acting as caregiver for his kids and yet that’s somehow not the most disturbing detail in this article

GO FUG YOURSELFThis miniskirt-and-plunging-neckline combination Natalie Portman is wearing sort of makes her appear to be simultaneously lifting off into orbit and dripping into the carpet like a sad forgotten candle

DLISTEDTurns out Mailk Yoba only announced that he’s attracted to trans women because he knew a story about how he’d allegedly solicited underage trans girls was about to break and he was trying to get out ahead of it. Then, the first time an interviewer asked about the allegations, Yoba got up and walked out of the room

JEZEBELThanks to the pervasiveness of the HGTV aesthetic, super-rich people are having a really hard time selling all their amazing antique furniture because it’s now considered just clutter. And so, the following delightful headline: “Rich People Have Bad Taste and Don’t Like Antiques Anymore, so They Should Give Them to Me”

THE BLASTToday, in sentences: “If I’m honest, I do still want to have sex with Lindsay Lohan, but I’m deeply ashamed of it because her skin looks like someone let the air out of a sex doll.”

LINKS Real Trump pee tape, Kylie Jenner hospitalized, ‘Unbelievable’ on Netflix…

JEZEBELIn the middle of the whistleblower’s memo and subsequent impeachment drama comes what sure looks an awful lot like the real Trump pee tape. We say “looks like” because it turns out it’s likely a very high quality fake; your willingness to believe in the tape’s authenticity is directly related to how much you want to see grainy footage of women peeing on each other while Trump sits on a nearby chair

VOXAbout that whistleblower: It turns out a still-anonymous US intelligence official claims s/he has tea on Trump trying to do some crimes with the president of Ukraine, and that White House officials then tried to cover up the doing of those crimes

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThere’s a reason Kylie Jenner wasn’t with Kendall and Kim at the Emmys last weekend: she was under the weather and has apparently now been hospitalized for “flu-like symptoms”

CELEBITCHY“How close is Netflix’s Unbelievable to the true story?”

DLISTEDKim Zolciak let her five-year old daughter Kaia Rose wear full makeup, then shared a photo of Kaia on Instagram, and then got a bit huffy when several people slammed her in the comments, hmmm

THE BLASTSpeaking of Real Housewives, it seems Dorit Kemsley’s money problems are far from over: she’s being taken back to court in relation to her husband’s $1.2 million (alleged) debt

REALITY TEASurvivor: Island of the Idols Premiere Recap: Season 39 Starts Off On Fire!”

THE BLEMISHThat interview Jennifer Lopez gave to Movieline in 1998 has gone viral again, probably because she shit-talks a ton of A-listers and generally acts like she has Meryl Streep’s résumé and Cardi B’s cred

GO FUG YOURSELFIf you still haven’t gotten enough of the fashion from the 2019 Emmys, now’s your chance to vote in the only other fashion poll that matters: The worst-dressed celebs from Sunday night

LAINEY GOSSIPPrincess Beatrice is engaged to Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi; enjoy them here looking googly-eyed at one another, and also on a boat

LINKS Lana Del Rey’s new boyfriend, Greta Thunberg vs the world, Breaking Bad movie trailer…

DLISTEDLana Del Rey’s new boyfriend is Sargeant Sean Larkin from A&E’s smash hit reality cop series Live PD. Sean’s nickname could use some work (blame his captain), he is an actual cop, and he and Lana look cute together

CELEBITCHYGreta Thunberg is like the kid who outsmarts the bumbling adults in every kid-centered movie by using overwhelming earnestness, except this movie is real and the stakes are whether or not we all melt into flesh puddles by the start of the next century. And — for now it least — it…seems to be working!

VOXThe first proper trailer for the upcoming Breaking Bad movie El Camino, and it is dope

JEZEBELThis story is so bananas I’ll just butcher it if I try to give a synopsis; the headline is bad enough: “Parents Accused of Abandoning Their 9-Year-Old Child Say She Was Actually a Fully-Grown, Mentally Unwell Adult”

LAINEY GOSSIPJoaquin Phoenix should probably be better prepared to answer questions about Joker‘s potential to inspire violence, especially given the Batman franchise’s unfortunate real-life history

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“USA Network Announces New Trainers for Biggest Loser Reboot; Bob Harper Joins As Host”

GO FUG YOURSELFNow that you’ve had a day and change to digest all the 2019 Emmys fashion, here’s your chance to vote in the only fashion poll that matters: “Emmys 2019: Fug Nation’s Best Dressed”

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute broke up with her boyfriend Brian Carter again, this time via a long Instagram post that got right into how emotionally messy the relationship was and still is

THE BLASTA rich German car collector is suing Brian Austin Breen over a 1955 “Pre- A Reutter 1500cc (non-S) Speedster” Porche that apparently doesn’t have its original 1955 engine despite Green advertising the car as being 100% original

THE BLEMISHI lose or break a pair of sunglasses about every other month; I only wish I had Lenny Kravitz’s social media pull in this department