Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS! Coachella’s celebrity boobs, Gwen Stefani’s Easter controversy, Atlanta keeps exploding…

DLISTED - Richard Hatch is no longer the most hated gay villain in Survivor history REALITY TEA - The first part of the RHOA reunion special went heavy on vaginas and prosthetic camel toes JEZEBEL - If you're young enough to generate babies and chill enough to be on the receiving end of a 70-year-old baronet's death-defying thrusts, apply for marriage within CELEBITCHY - Gwen Stefani wore a miniskirt to Easter Mass; let's talk about it THE BLEMISH - Celebrity boobs were out in force for Coachella VOX - The city of Atlanta is having problems keeping its roads from exploding THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Karrueche Tran wearing a bikini and making some course corrections VERY SMART BROTHAS - Don't try to make sense of Cleveland murderer Steve Stevens blaming an ex-girlfriend for his actions UPROXX - Robert "Forrest Gump" Pope has been running across America for seven months and 5,400 miles now

LINKS! Orlando Bloom’s penis, Bill O’Reilly’s last show, Amy Schumer’s nihilism…

DLISTED - Melania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom CELEBITCHY - Amy Schumer declares "Life isn't that fun." And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary? VERY SMART BROTHAS - Life is also not fair, but here's a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicer's mediocrity to help get you through VOX - Bill O'Reilly may have shouted down his last guest JEZEBEL - "Imagine one of those complex modern multi-agency investigations involving violent motorcycle gangs with their fingers in narcotics and illegal weapons and God knows what else, but swap in rogue midwives, fortune-tellers, dodgy priests—and poisoners. The book reads like Law and Order: 17th Century Parisian Poisoners Unit." REALITY TEA - Gizelle Bryant thinking she's not that shady is your guffaw of the evening THE BLEMISH - Orlando Bloom's penis? Orlando Bloom's penis THE SUPERFICIAL - Tit for tat: here's Olivia Culpo's breasts UPROXX - Oh, 'Sioux Chef,' I get it

LINKS! Janelle Monae’s sex proposal, Kylie’s Kardashian obsolescence, Lourdes Leon in a bikini…

CELEBITCHY - Janelle Monae has been reading Lysistrata and taking good notes DLISTED - The rest of the Kardashians are upset that Kylie has the whole rest of her life to become irrelevant while they're almost there REALITY TEA - Dorinda Medley has your latest round of RHONY gossip JEZEBEL - Apparently the annual White House Easter Egg Roll is too complicated a feat for the current administration THE BLEMISH - Lourdes Leon put on a bikini-tastic show in Miami this week VOX - Whoever runs Royal Jordanian Airlines' social media accounts is doing a brilliant job trolling United Airlines and the President of the United States UPROXX - Charles Barkley paid a TNT staffer $1,000 to cut off his man bun on live TV, and he had a really good time doing it THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Nicole Ritchie getting slapped in the face

LINKS! Cindy Crawford’s amazing bikini bod, Barry Manilow comes out, Chicago Mayor Chance The Rapper…

DLISTED - Barry Manilow came out of the closet! And he and his secret partner of several decades are very happy! And his partner's name is Gary, so there's a feel-good chuckle for you as well JEZEBEL - Feist has a new album coming out and the first single is fan-Feisting-tstic REALITY TEA - Maybe Gizelle's beef with Charisse will be the thing that kick-starts RHOP's engine THE BLEMISH - Cindy Crawford still looks better in a bikini than most people do at the altar CELEBITCHY - "Complicit Ivanka" is the new "Crooked Hillary" VOX -  Science proves walking can be just as beneficial as running, so lazy people just lost their biggest excuse VERY SMART BROTHAS - How do I catcall thee? Let me count the ways THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's the award winner for "Best Headline About David Schwimmer's Split From His Wife" UPROXX - "Chicago Mayor Chance The Rapper" is a thing we should all get used to hearing

LINKS! Adrienne Bailon’s cleavage, Poop-flinging chimpanzee, RHOP humpathon…

THE BLEMISH - Adrienne Bailon's top is shrunken like a Grinch's heart CELEBITCHY - After 74 days in office, The Donald Trump Golf Counter stands at 14 Outings VERY SMART BROTHAS - Here's a thoughtful and entertaining explanation of why criticism is a good thing and it also channels a hilarious bit Steve Martin did on SNL back in the day DLISTED - This chimpanzee threw a handful of poop into the crowd at the zoo and hit a grandmother in the face and yes, it is hilarious, here's the video VOX - S-Town is a brilliant if ethically murky podcast JEZEBEL - Rashida Jones has a new show called Claws, it's about a pack of murderous Floridian manicurists, and the trailer is pretty entertaining REALITY TEA - The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 2 premiere featured a whole lot of charitable humping UPROXX - In the "And No One Was Surprised" department, Bob Dylan wore a black hoodie to accept his Nobel Prize

LINKS! Jennifer Lawrence’s hot brains, Bill O’Reilly naked in a whirlpool, Natalia Borges’ super-small bikini…

DLISTED - Jennifer Lawrence's 48-year-old boyfriend is grateful she has the maturity of a woman twice her age and the body of Jennifer Lawrence CELEBITCHY - For a 70-year-old man, Donald Trump sure does whine like a child about to fall down a chocolate factory garbage chute JEZEBEL - Chelsea Clinton is not here for your higher office urgings VOX - "Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers" is the "Betty or Veronica" of our time (except no one gets laid at the end of it) THE BLEMISH - A 25-year-old Indonesian man went missing and his dead body was later cut out of a 23-foot snake and there's video because humans VERY SMART BROTHAS - This list of 22 accurate descriptions of Bill O'Reilly has way fewer expletives than you might expect and is that much stronger because of it REALITY TEA - Southern Charm's spinoff is also set in a coastal paradise UPROXX - Christopher Nolan is making A.V. club nerds the world over raise their fists and cheer and God bless him for it THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Natalia Borges' entry in the "Smallest Bikini of the Day" contest

LINKS Ed Sheeran is coming to Game of Thrones, Yoko Takei, Meghan Edmonds returning to RHOC…

JEZEBEL - Ed Sheeran Will Guest Star On Game of Thrones

DLISTED - Justin Bieber Hates His Fans, Part 45,392

REALITY TEA - Report: Meghan Edmonds Returning To Real Housewives Of Orange County

CELEBITCHY - Gwyneth Paltrow recently did an 8-day, goat-milk-only cleanse, ugh

THE BLEMISH - So, George Takei Got Mistaken For Yoko Ono

UPROXX - Beyonce Surprised A Young Dance Troupe Backstage And The Girls Absolutely Lost It

LINKS! RIP Mary Tyler Moore; Tom Brady on Trump; Constance Wu vs. Casey Affleck…

DLISTED - Mary Tyler Moore Has Died JEZEBEL - Trump Administration Will Review EPA Studies To Decide If They're OK For Americans To See THE BLEMISH - Constance Wu Doesn't Think Casey Affleck's Sexual Harassment Charges Should Be Rewarded With An Oscar CELEBITCHY - Tom Brady Doesn't Get Why His Friendship With Emperor Baby Fists Is A "Big Deal" THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Kellyanne Conway Telling #AlternativeJokes VERY SMART BROTHAS - America Is A Big-Ass Alternative Fact UPROXX - Dan Ackroyd Penned A Loving Tribute To His Ex-Fiancée Carrie Fisher REALITY TEA - Cynthia Bailey Thinks Porsha Williams Overreacted To Kenya Moore's Anger Management Questions