DLISTED - Antonio Sabato Jr. and his abs are running for Congress against a hugely popular California Democrat REALITY TEA - Kim Zolciak is pretty sure that Phaedra Parks was drugged up during the epic RHOA reunion JEZEBEL - Sally Yates' testimony was a master class in giving condescending senators the brush-off CELEBITCHY - Speaking of Russia, Eric Trump used to love bragging about his family's financial ties to the country THE BLEMISH - Here's what the hot girl from the AT&T commercials (also known as Milana Vayntrub) is up to these days VOX - A 30-year-old book called Amusing Ourselves to Death helps explain how politics became entertainment (and maybe rendered them irrelevant) VERY SMART BROTHAS - Cinco de Mayo is a fake American holiday, not a real Mexican one, and here's why THE SUPERFICIAL - Nicki Minaj kind of offered to pay college tuition for her whole Twitter following UPROXX - David Spade and the Cash Me Ousside girl are fighting over which one of them is more irrelevant
Category: Daily Starbuzz
DLISTED - Liam from One Direction and his wife Cheryl named their baby Bear, which is a little on the nose (if also cute) REALITY TEA - Gizelle Bryant wants you to believe that she loves being the subject of viewers' ire JEZEBEL - A Mississippi funeral home refused to cremate a gay man's body, possibly because they thought his ashes would get on the straight peoples' ashes and turn them gay? CELEBITCHY - Is Michael Fassbender hotter than Tom Hiddleston? THE BLEMISH - Florida woman arrested for prostitution after offering a blowjob in exchange for Chicken McNuggets (with mug shot goodness) VOX - Steve Bannon accidentally let slip his wish list for Racist Christmas CELEBSLAM - Here's Sofia Vergara cutting a figure THE SUPERFICIAL - Melania Trump is trying to tell us something UPROXX - Former NBA All-Star Brandon Roy is expected to make a full recovery after getting shot while shielding children from gunfire
DLISTED - Claire Danes' Met Gala look was sort of a cross between Furiosa from Mad Max and the puffy shirt from Seinfeld REALITY TEA - Below Deck: Mediterranean's Sandy Yawn is the show's first female captain and is she is 100% not here to mother her crew JEZEBEL - Austin Powers is almost old enough to drink CELEBITCHY - By contrast, Kim Kardashian toned it way down for the Met Gala–and she looked pretty good! (Though she's still getting dragged, because Kim Kardashian) THE BLEMISH - The cast of The Godfather mooned each other to pass the time between takes; Brando got his balls out instead VOX - United States Attorney General and standby Keebler elf Jefferson Sessions is prosecuting a woman because she laughed at him once VERY SMART BROTHAS - The next time you're struck by the urge to spend $10,000 on something because Ja Rule will be there, do yourself a big favor and throw the money into a river instead THE SUPERFICIAL - Jaden Smith's Met Gala look was...Jaden Smith UPROXX - Here's a really interesting and extensive interview with Seth Meyers about what it's like to host a late night program in 2017; go read it!
DLISTED - Katy Perry told a joke about her hair and some people think it was racist; let's talk about it REALITY TEA - NeNe thinks Porsha has "de-classed" The Real Housewives of Atlanta JEZEBEL - The House of Cards Season 5 trailer is here, but it doesn't tease whether Frank Underwood will get murdered already CELEBITCHY - "Why was there the Civil War?" -The President of the United States THE BLEMISH - Metisha Schaefer wore a mesh bikini to the beach, and here are the photographs of that VOX - Everybody loves to hate Ed Sheeran, and now we know why! CELEBSLAM - Kristin Cavallari is not at all bothered by Jay Cutler's continued unemployment THE SUPERFICIAL - "Anastasia Kvitko is the Russian Kim Kardashian" is 100% accurate UPROXX - "Selling out" is too tidy a term for the increasingly complicated world of craft beer
DLISTED - Tom "Cock-Catcher" Hardy may have played Bane in a movie, but he's Batman in real life REALITY TEA - The third part of the RHOA reunion was a "war of words" and there's still one more episode to go JEZEBEL - The Kardashian Principle encapsulates a lot of the obnoxious dysfunction of American culture by being an obnoxious and dysfunctional book CELEBITCHY - Wes Anderson's new movie is set in Japan, but its cast is pretty Californian THE BLEMISH - Tyra Banks wrote a "glowing" essay on plus-size model Ashley Graham for the Time 100 List VOX - Alex Jones is now publicly contradicting his lawyer's argument that he's a performance artist VERY SMART BROTHAS - ICYMI, here's a primer on the Shea Moisture controversy THE SUPERFICIAL - Erika Jayne is getting naked on Instagram to promote her new song, or something UPROXX - 2017's version of "What color is this dress" is here, and it's a fun game called "Find the snake in this photo"
DLISTED - Madonna is pissed that she's the subject of a forthcoming biopic, possibly because she's not dead yet REALITY TEA - The Little Women LA cast vacationed in Alaska together and they have the slide show to prove it JEZEBEL - Uncultured Alex Jones has been reduced to picking fights with a Greek yogurt billionaire CELEBITCHY - Serena Williams' response to Ilie Natstase's racism is a perfectly executed backhand THE BLEMISH - The 'Cash me ousside' girl is now Bart Simpson after he went on Late Night with Conan O'Brien VOX - Other than every single national park closing indefinitely, here's a list of everything that might happen if the US government shuts down on Friday CELEBSLAM - Kara Del Toro went to the beach on vacation, so, bikini photos UPROXX - A tip for all aspiring murders: Dispose of the victim's FitBit, lest its data contradict your alibi
DLISTED - LeAnn Rimes is as happy to be married to Eddie Cibrian as Zoolander is to be good looking REALITY TEA - "Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went to Florida and got matching tattoos together" sounds like a recipe for disaster but they actually turned out pretty good? JEZEBEL - Sir Elton John was near death for a minute *sharp intake of breath* but is now recovering nicely *collective exhale* CELEBITCHY - The Vanity Fair "exposé" on Melania Trump is mostly just gossip and rumor, meaning she's officially on the Kardashians' level THE BLEMISH - Ariel Winter can and will wear minimal clothing whenever she wants, and the SEO harvesters among us will forever worship at her feet for it VOX - Barack Obama is playing the very, very long game VERY SMART BROTHAS - Henrietta Lacks' legacy is only going to get more complicated now that even more people who aren't her family are profiting from it THE SUPERFICIAL - The best thing about Amber Heard and Elon Musk going public with their bangery is the Nikola Tesla joke in this article, so enjoy UPROXX - "Tupac is an official member of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame" is a weird thing to write on several levels
DLISTED - Will Smith would have been best as Genie in an Aladdin movie twenty years ago, but better late than never I guess REALITY TEA - Kathryn Dennis thinks she has more southern charm than her producers are willing to air JEZEBEL - If you were a well-to-do woman in the 19th century, what you'd do is you'd have your husband kill an elephant and fashion one tusk into an impressive dildo, which was of course called a "Ladies Companion" CELEBITCHY - Julia Roberts has been People's Most Beautiful Woman at ages 23, 32, 37, 42, and now for the fifth time at 49 THE BLEMISH - Celebrity Boobs of Coachella, Part Two: Tove Lo Topless edition VOX - West Virginians, rejoice: Yours is now the 29th state where medical marijuana is legal UPROXX - There is a juicer that costs $400 and all it does is squeeze bags of pre-made juice into a glass instead of actually turning fruit into juice for you. And here are some measured, perfectly reasonable reviews of this $400 juicer