BIKINI BLISS Photos of Nicole Bahls in a hot pink thong

A sexy Nicole Bahls is almost nude in a hot pink thong bikini

Thank goodness for the Southern Hemisphere! It’s winter up here in the northern half of the globe, but in Rio de Janeiro it’s just heating up and that means…BIKINIS! (Actually I think they wear bikinis and less in Rio year-round, but that wouldn’t have been as fun of a set-up.) Buxom Brazilian model Nicole Bahls seemed to defy gravity in an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny hot pink thong bikini on Pepe Beach in Rio:

HELLO! She’s got a couple nice Southern Hemispheres! That’s more like Rio Derriero! It’s amazing how much can be covered by so little.

Don’t think for a second that this is just a gratuitous thong post, though! Nope, there is genuine, hard-hitting gossip to go along with Nicole’s barely hidden naughty bits! According to Flynet pictures, Nicole Bahls is the former daughter-in-law of Luma de Oliveira and she’s denying being pregnant with the entrepreneur’s son’s child. At least I think that’s right. Here’s the original text from Flynet:

Nicole Bahls, former ‘daughter-in-law’ of Luma de Oliveira, who is claiming she is not pregnant of female entrepeneur’s son, was spotted with her amazing bikini body enjoying the Pepe beach, in Rio.

Enough of that news gobbledygoook, here’s more boobays and bootay! Click the thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery:

Photos: Brainpix / Flynet Pictures

I just completed a post on the Hoover Dam Bypass bridge which had some amazing photos of the construction of the architectural wonder due to be completed in late 2010. But, I would have to say that the architectural wonder of Nicole’s bikini top is just about as amazing! Although, if you look closely, you can see a little bit more of Nicole than we’re intended to. (I’m guessing you already noticed.)

Not enough Nicole? You guys are so demanding! OK, here’s a SFW youtube photo montage with all sorts of creative bare nip-hiding techniques:

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