I’m having a serious case of déjà boob! I just saw this exact same pair of breasts as a piece of sculpture in a park in China called “Bubble Woman.” Did Jessica-Jane Clement get her breasts from China?
Regardless of their origin, JJ’s boobays were lookin’ fine behind a very strained hot pink bikini top in Cyprus! Jessica-Jane was there with her partner, celebrity hairdresser Lee Stafford, back in July but the photos just turned up on Flynet. (Thankfully! We haven’t had any decent bikini photos in FOREVER!)
I’m not sure why, but JJ is sporting two bikini bottoms – a fun zebra-print on the outside and the matching hot pink pair underneath. Perhaps she was worried about losing them while swimming? I’m no statistician, but I’m guessing the Vegas odds on that top popping off are waaaaaay higher than the chances she would lose those bottoms. Women and math – whatcha gonna do? (Please, no feminist comments! That was a joke! And besides, what’s a feminist looking at this post for anyway? Admit it – you like b00bies!) Anyway, she eventually molts the zebra skin but we never get a decent shot of the full pinkini.
I should warn the viewing audience that there is one graphic image with some serious mammary man-handling! It is photographic proof of the commonly held belief that models are a real handful.
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Photos: Matrix / Flynet Pictures
Editor’s note: It’s really sad what happens to my priorities sometimes. I was browsing through great photos of the Coen brothers, Clint Eastwood, Meryl Streep and Julianne Moore – but what did I decide to do a post on? Some woman I’ve never heard of with some dude I’ve never heard of, just because she was wearing a bikini. There’s only one way to make this right – I’m gonna learn all about Jessica-Jane Clement!
