Eminem, in case you hadn’t heard, is featured on a new song. It’s called “Vegas;” it’s a Bad Meets Evil track that Em produced. It’s just recently leaked online. And it features, among other things, lyrics that discuss Eminem raping Iggy Azalea.
Here’s just a sampling of that particular fantasy:
B****, shut the f*** up and get in my car / And suck my f****** d*** while I take a s*** / And I think with my d*** so come blow my mind / And it tastes like humble pie / So swallow my pride, you’re lucky just to follow my ride / If I let you run alongside the Humvee / Unless you’re Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let’s ski / So what’s it gon’ be? Put that s*** away Iggy / You don’t wanna blow that rape whistle on me / Scream! I love it / ‘Fore I get lost with the gettin’ off.
Goodness, but he does love expletives.
In case you’re interested in the rest, here’s the leaked version of the song:
So how did Iggy respond to such a charming serenade? Three words: Nothing but class.
im bored of the old men threatening young women as entertainment trend and much more interested in the young women getting $ trend. zzzz
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) November 20, 2014
its especially akward because my 14 year old brother is the biggest eminem fan and now the artist he admired says he wants to rape me. nice!
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) November 20, 2014
women in music have the bigger balls anyhow we endure much more harassment and critic. good morninnggggg!!!!!! off to camera block for AMAs!
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) November 20, 2014
Well played, Miss A. She has more than one good point: Eminem is now 42 years old (Iggy’s 24, for those of you keeping score at home), but he’s spewing lyrics that sound actually less clever than those in his (fifteen-year-old) breakthrough hits.
Plus, his daughter just graduated from high school. Not to tell someone how to be a parent, but maybe singing songs about raping Iggy Azalea and punching Lana Del Rey in the face like Ray Rice is not the best way to set a good example.
