AUDIO Eminem raps about raping Iggy Azalea; Iggy yawns at the “old man”

Eminem leaving BBC Maida Vale Studios after performing a secret gig


Eminem, in case you hadn’t heard, is featured on a new song. It’s called “Vegas;” it’s a Bad Meets Evil track that Em produced. It’s just recently leaked online. And it features, among other things, lyrics that discuss Eminem raping Iggy Azalea.

Here’s just a sampling of that particular fantasy:


B****, shut the f*** up and get in my car / And suck my f****** d*** while I take a s*** / And I think with my d*** so come blow my mind / And it tastes like humble pie / So swallow my pride, you’re lucky just to follow my ride / If I let you run alongside the Humvee / Unless you’re Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let’s ski / So what’s it gon’ be? Put that s*** away Iggy / You don’t wanna blow that rape whistle on me / Scream! I love it / ‘Fore I get lost with the gettin’ off.


Goodness, but he does love expletives.

In case you’re interested in the rest, here’s the leaked version of the song:



So how did Iggy respond to such a charming serenade? Three words: Nothing but class.



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Well played, Miss A. She has more than one good point: Eminem is now 42 years old (Iggy’s 24, for those of you keeping score at home), but he’s spewing lyrics that sound actually less clever than those in his (fifteen-year-old) breakthrough hits.

Plus, his daughter just graduated from high school. Not to tell someone how to be a parent, but maybe singing songs about raping Iggy Azalea and punching Lana Del Rey in the face like Ray Rice is not the best way to set a good example.

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