Famous Food

Cotton candy Oreos

Morning Starbuzz — February 27, 2015

Jezebel – Cotton candy Oreos will soon exist because ‘Merica

Hello Giggles – Why Thursday’s net neutrality decision is a HUGE deal

Celebitchy – KhloE! Kardashian to do E! red carpet coverage for 4 years

Reality TeaReal Housewives Of New York Premieres April 7th?!

DListed – R-Patz and FKA Twigs get canoodly (If that sentence sounds like nonsense, you’re not alone)

GrantlandFriday Night Lights: Evaluating the post-football fortunes of one of TV’s deepest and most beloved casts.

The Blemish – UFC fighter beats down Facebook troll

The Ashley’s Reality Roundup – SURPRISE 1: Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 10 will feature a dramatic family fight. SURPRISE 2: It’s scripted.

Straight From the A – VIDEO Erykah Badu crashes live news report, updates viewers on how things are going for pimps at the nation’s airports

PHOTOS Candy Crush Saga candy is now a real thing

The game Candy Crush Saga has more addicts than crack, and now you can feed your addiction in a whole new way — by actually feeding yourself! King (aka Video Game Heisenberg — the company behind Candy Crush Saga) will be launching three different kinds of candy replicas from the game, including Jelly Fish, Mixed Fruit Tummies and Sour Fruit Gummies.

Dunkin’ Donuts launches glazed donut bacon breakfast sandwich on Friday

Following the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup equation of yummy thing + yummy thing = yummier thing, Dunkin’ Donuts will be doing a nationwie roll out on Friday of their Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich, which “consists of a fried egg and cherrywood-smoked bacon inside a split glazed yeast ring donut for 360 calories.”

PHOTOS Burger King’s Twitter hacked, becomes funny and interesting for a while

One of my favorite Starcasm graphics of all time was the Farrah Abrahamburglar created for our post about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Twitter account being hacked. Little did I realize I would be able to reuse it in an even more appropriate setting! Earlier today Burger King’s Twitter account was apparently hacked and the account’s graphics and name were all switched over to McDonald’s. The first sign something was amiss was the tweet, “We just got sold to McDonalds! Look for McDonalds in a hood near you @DFNCTSC” The account has since been suspened, but keep reading for all the Mctweetegery, including the announcement of a new Bath Salt burger!

PHOTOS Where Are They Now? Danielle Staub edition

Occasionally we here at starcasm like to update our readers on the whereabouts of former Real Housewives of New Jersey “prostitution w***” Danielle Staub not only because some fans may be interested to see how she extends her 15 minutes of fame (we’ve already had a sex tape and brief music career), but also as a public service to those who feel safer just knowing where she is. For those of you in the Las Vegas area you may want to lock your doors and secure your dining room tables to the floor because the jersey drama mama was in Sin City Friday night to host a pre-party for her new reality series Famous Food scheduled to premiere on VH1 July 10. Keep reading for the photos and little more info on the show’s other infamous cast members!

PHOTOS VH1’s Famous Food stars Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre, DJ Paul Kom and Juicy J

In what could very well be the most amazing confluence of fame mongers and C-list reality stars this side of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre, DJ Paul Kom and Juicy J will be teaming up for a new competition reality series to air on VH1. See photos of the C-List six-pack having lunch together at Cafe Med in West Hollywood with camera crew in tow, and read brief bios of each so you can be fully prepared once this train wreck hits the air waves!