PHOTOS Full police report from Track Palin’s domestic violence arrest

Sarah Palin’s oldest son Track Palin has been arrested for domestic violence for the second time in two years after he allegedly broke into his parents’ home and assaulted his father, Todd Palin, who had locked the door and pulled a gun on his son. Track disarmed his father before taking him to the ground and punching him in the head, causing numerous cuts and bleeding. Keep reading for the full report from the arresting officer.

Ted Cruz’s college roommate drags him again after senator likes p0rn clip on Twitter

Ted Cruz, Texas’ junior senator and a man so thoroughly disliked by his colleagues that no one wants to be his secret Santa, is in the news this morning because someone in his office liked a two-minute p0rn clip on Twitter. Adult film account @SexuallPosts shared the clip–originally uploaded by Reality Kings–early on September 11th. […]

Anthony Scaramucci’s net worth: How much will The Mooch make post-White House?

Anthony Scaramucci’s net worth was already sky-high, but a new report suggests that the figure could rocket into the stratosphere once The Mooch cashes in on his eleven debacle-laden days in the White House. Scaramucci, who was famously fired before even being sworn in as White House communications director–and who, durng those same eleven days, […]

Is Kid Rock really running for the Senate?

A couple of weeks ago, Kid Rock got the attention of a whole bunch of people when he shared on social media a (probably) fan-made photo of a “Kid Rock for Senate” yard sign. As you might have expected, cheers and jeers were about equally abundant. More than one astute observer noted that Kid Rock’s […]

Blac Chyna says she wants to birth her daughter as Hillary Clinton ascends to the presidency (so she might be in labor right now)

Though her due date is November 18th, a new report has fans wondering: Did Blac Chyna have her baby? According to the report, Blac wants to give birth on the same day that Hillary Clinton is potentially elected president of the United States. One thing seems to be certain: Rob Kardashian remains banned from the delivery suite. Read on for the latest!

Farrah Abraham endorses Trump, says ‘Grab life by the p*ssy, b*tches!’

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If you’re one of the many, many undecided voters out there patiently waiting to make your decision between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump based on the endorsement of Teen Mom OG star Farrah Abraham, then the wait is over! Not only has Farrah announced her endorsement for President of the United States, she has done it with her usual controversial and sure-to-be headline-grabbing flair.

LINKS Donald vs Hillary round 1

FOX NEWS – Trump totally won.

NEW YORK TIMES – Hillary totally won.

DLISTEDWill and Grace cast reunite to disgrace Trump.

CELEBITCHY – Bruce Springsteen on Trump: The republic is under siege by a moron.

JEZEBEL – Hillary Clinton has mastered the “woman listening” face.

UPROXX – The funniest tweets about last night’s presidential debate.

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules is returning on November 7th.

THE BLEMISH – This Italian lawyer does not like sitting next to obese people.