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PHOTOS Ron Burgundy’s Sex Panther motorcycle

For fans of Anchorman and the extremely pungent and hard to find “Sex Panther” cologne, I give you Sex Panther: The Motorcycle! Yeah, it smells like gasoline too, but that’s because it runs on the stuff! This bike is so fast it’s illegal in nine countries, and it’s made with bits of real panther so you know it’s good. Want to make this little kitty purr? Just hop on and you and the woman of your dreams will be doing the no pants dance within an hour!

Have no idea what I’m talking about? Keep reading to see photos of the bike and a video that will explain it all.

Silly athletes and their cool, painted guns

Today is funny winter sports photos and videos day! Following on the heels of “Horse Racing: You’re doing it wrong,” body-building stripper figure skating and the cute, frigid beaver is Norwegian biathlete Ole Einar Bjoerndalen, who has painted up the eye shield of his gun with an eyeball to create the optical illusion that there is no eye shield at all! The tradition dates back over a thousand years in Norway to the time of the Vikings, who used to paint their rifles in a similar manner so it would look like they were awake even when they were passed out drunk.

I guess frigid beavers aren’t all bad

Showing his support for women athletes, an unknown man in a beaver costume watches the women’s 15 km cross country individual sprint on day 8 of the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics at Whistler Olympic Park. This full-length beaver shot is much more pleasant, and much safer for work, that Lady Gaga’s from earlier this week. (Warning – that link could get you fired.)