Life has been incredibly dramatic lately for popular YouTube mukbanger Nikocado Avocado. About two months ago he and partner Orlin introduced a baby sloth from Florida into their home menagerie in Colombia. They then went on a six-week honeymoon to Thailand. After they returned home Nikocado uploaded a crying meltdown over hate comments. This breakdown was soon overshadowed by a new crisis: the next day his pet sloth Kiwi bit his finger really hard while he was feeding her a flower. The bite pierced deep into his skin and even fracturing his nail.